Sir, there’s a hare in my dinner

I concluded the first half of this year with a somewhat bitter and particularly disappointing meal of lamb’s liver and kidneys. Not really the celebration I had in mind for the half way point in this 52 meat challenge. However, I have redeemed myself and the idea of trying new meats with a superb effort for week 27!

I’ve also gone on to learn what I did wrong with the kidneys. Evidently the first thing to be done before cooking and certainly before eating, is to remove the skins and ‘core’ and soak in water with some salt and/or vinegar, this should clean properly and ensure no bad taste or smell. Makes perfect sense when you think about it, the kidneys deal with the bodies, ah, liquid waste… So cleansing thoroughly is recommended. I was a tad gung-ho whilst simultaneously being uneducated in the ways of preparing kidneys. I do have flaws after all…

Next time and there will be a next time, I will endeavour to do the job right! Instead of stubbornly chewing through what I can stomach purely for nutritional reasons, I will slow down and do my best to make a super tasty and nutritious feast of offal! Can’t let one bad, slightly urine tasting, experience beat me…

How did I redeem myself this week?

Tom, the butcher, informed me he had chased down a Wild Hare for me. I was immediately impressed- I’ve heard those guys are fast runners, well faster than a tortoise at least.

This week no mistakes were made and I ensured that I had time and a well thought out plan for cooking my newly acquired Wild Hare. Last week’s rush job on the offal was due to a timing issue that couldn’t be helped. I was hoping to have the hare ready to go, but alas that wasn’t the case, so I went down the unsuccessful road that was…


This week- no way! I had contact with Tom early to ensure this beast, well- little beast, was out of the freezer and good to go. In fact there was nearly too much contact, as it turned out we had confused things and timings were off. So when Wednesday rolled round and I eyed picking up the little sprinter, it eventuated that it had been ready to go for quite a few days already. No worries, it was still good to go and I watched intently as the cleaver did its work, almost as an extension of Tom’s arm, carving the carcass into segments for ease of cooking.

What do you do with a whole hare?

This was my exact thought upon learning the size of this animal. At a touch over 2kg it packed some weight. Perhaps this is what resulted in its getting shot in the first place. A little too sluggish around the farm, not working on its infamous speed. To quote the great and iconic Kiwi film ‘Once Were Warriors – “Too much weights, too enough speed work, useless pr*ck”.

When it comes to reputation, racing fast and hare go hand in hand. However, unless the race was to my belly, this hare did not win, because it definitely found its way there, and so far no tortoise has.

I discussed a recipe with the guys at The Butcher And The Chef- Tom and Veronique- and it was settled that a French taste was the way to go. Once Tom had done the butchering, I had my recipe notes down, my shopping bag well and truly laden with wild hare, and some more French cuisine tips in my arsenal, it was off home to get cooking!

This is where the tortoise came in.

I rushed home, but it was only so I could get this hare cooking and give it enough time- 4 hours- to cook gently. The danger with cooking wild meat is acting like the hare and moving too quickly. A more tortoise-esque approach is needed; slow cooking in low heats generally works best, allowing the meat to tenderise and the aromatic flavours to disperse.


So, here’s what I did:

  • I very lightly dusted each piece with rice flour and browned in the pan with some ghee and removed to the roasting try
  • I then got some garlic, onion, white wine fresh homemade lamb stock and port cooking and mixing together whilst soaking up the remnants from the meat
  • I browned off some carrots, shallots, celery and mushrooms in the stockpot before adding all of this and some chopped fresh tarragon to the roasting tray with the meat
  • I stirred and covered and put into the oven at 140° for 4 hours

I needed patience on this one. The aromas throughout my flat were strong and stimulated the salivary glands for an extended period. NN was in attendance and we had to distract ourselves with some work to avoid any temptation to remove and eat prematurely.

I checked every hour and things were on track nicely. I decided to accompany the meat with a new mash creation of golden kumara and broccoli. Once they were boiled and softened I added to the blender with a knob of butter, mixed and the murky green result was ready to go!

How did the Hare turn out?

I removed the meat from the oven and the dish. It smelt and looked divine. I could tell from handling it this was going to be fall from the bone tender. At this point I improvised on the sauce reduction as the liquid had nearly all gone. So, the tray hit the stove, I added some butter, white wine and cream, stirred and heated through until the alcohol burnt off. At this point the only thing left to do was serve and eat!

Was it good?

I was confident on sitting down this was going to well and truly surpass the offal offering from the week before and many others this year. I wasn’t wrong. This hare was utterly celestial. It very much required a hands-on approach in order to handle some of the small bones, of which there were plenty, but the flesh all pulled away with ease. The flavours were immense- I could instantly recognise the gaminess of the meat, similar to the wild goat and pig I’ve cooked in recent weeks, however, it had soaked the flavours of the veggies, wine, stock and port beautifully. The sauce added great taste and the little mash of kumara and broccoli was super delicious.

NN was left with a bitter taste in her mouth after the offal fiasco, and my meat efforts needed clawing back in her book. She set out to jinx me with early calls of “this is going to be awesome”. No pressure… However, not only did she avoid disappointment, but she was a bit “jizzy” (her word) over the hare, and only just found the balance between eating it and emitting a stream of superlatives describing it. Suffice to say she was happy, and therefore so was I.


Finally the Hare was a winner!

What can I take from this dish?

Does a Hare sh*t in the woods?! (Let’s assume yes…)Well first off- if that review of the finished dish doesn’t sell, and shoot, a few more wild hares then I don’t know what will! Adding to the taste and satisfaction of eating it is the wonderful nutritional benefits of this wild meat. I’ve mentioned it many times before, and I started to address it last week in my 3 keys to optimal nutritionquality counts! Wild meat is jammed packed full of amazing nutrients, just cook it like the tortoise runs the race- slowly!

Wild Hare meat is a great source of nutrition. It is a very lean supply of protein, as well as containing high iron, niacin, phosphorous and potassium. I will definitely eat hare again if I can, ahem, chase some down…

And with that I am back on track and happy that there is life back in my 52 meat challenge.

In fact I have some of the hare left over, I think I’ll eat some now!

Next week I’ll be in New Zealand being interviewed on breakfast TV about this challenge and blog. Make sure to keep an eye out for the result. I’ll be cooking some meat on the show, and if all goes well with the NZ postal service it is going to be a new and very rare one. Hard to come by that is, not still bleeding!

If you’re in New Zealand then tune into TVNZ Breakfast Saturday morning around 8:30am! If you’re on twitter, then on the day please show your support for me @mcampbell2012 on the show @BreakfastonOne! And please remember to follow me on facebook and keep an eye out for my new website, launching this week!

I will endeavour to write a piece about my virginal TV experience, but I should also have some footage for the rest of you in a more visually pleasing and interactive post. Essentially a ‘press play’ and enjoy scenario…

Challenge for the week: do something that scares you. I’m going on TV, so that’s covered off…

Until then,

I’m Mike and this was week 27.

One comment on “Sir, there’s a hare in my dinner

  1. Pingback: 2012- a snails pace | Twenty12: 52 meats over 52 weeks

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